2012

...denne anmelder takker (...) af hele sit popcornhjerte for, at nogen er vanvittig nok til at give den gale tysker en kvart milliard dollars til at realisere hans visioner.

...stands as the director's grand end-of-days party; his crowning act of global vandalism...

Fundamentally terrible, but almost irresistibly entertaining.

...delivers what it promises, and since no sentient being will buy a ticket expecting anything else, it will be, for its audiences, one of the most satisfactory films of the year.